Retirement Plan Funny Cycling T-Shirt
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 |
| Length, in | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 |
| Sleeve length, in | 8.90 | 9.20 | 9.50 | 9.70 | 10.00 | 10.40 |
| Size tolerance (+/-), in | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 |
Light, breathable, and unapologetically relaxed — this tee is for the cyclist who measures time in miles and mornings on two wheels. A finely detailed sketch of a road bike and rider sits over the words “Retirement Plan,” a quiet wink toward anyone who dreams of trading meetings for long rides and sunrise centuries. Wear it on cool mornings at the café, during easy recovery spins, or packed into a weekend kit bag. The retail fit drapes without clinging, the crew neck keeps the silhouette neat, and the super-light cotton feels like a breeze even after a long day in the saddle. Ethically sourced fibers and durable construction mean it will be the shirt you reach for when you want to show the world your priorities: pedals, routes, and the slow rhythm of open road mornings.
Product features
- 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (color-dependent blends for heathers/neons)
- Super lightweight, highly breathable fabric (4.2–4.3 oz/yd²)
- Ribbed knit collar and shoulder tape for shape retention and stability
- Retail fit with side seams for durable structure and easy layering
- Crew neckline and tear-away label (note: fulfillment adds generic printed neck label)
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
Ribbed knit collar with a seam
The ribbed knit makes the collar highly elastic and helps retain its shape
Shoulder tape
Twill tape covers the shoulder seams to stabilize the back of the garment and prevent stretching
With side seams
Located along the sides of a garment, they hold shirts shape longer and lend its structural support
Fiber composition
Ethically made 100% cotton from sustainably sourced materials. Heathers and Neon Pink are 60% cotton, 40% polyester. Light Heather Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F); Non-chlorine: bleach as needed; Tumble dry: low heat; Iron, steam or dry: low heat; Do not dryclean.
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